apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
More poetry and prose by Lang Leav here
The problem with a history of depression and anxiety is that you can never know if you’re “just having one of those weeks” or if you’re sliding back down into those places you swore you’d never go again.
"What’s surprised you most about being a parent?"
"If there is a God, he will have to beg my forgiveness."-A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via skyschai)
if taylor swift came to my bridal shower and painted me a picture and took selfies with me I would be dead. I would actually not be breathing. i would be out into a shock induced coma and it would take a lifetime for me to get over it.
ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance
This poor little guy doesn’t know that his face is going to melted off in less than an hour
The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid
people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it
Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that
Just look at that incredible fucking view